If you have children, work with children or enjoy the children in your family you will like these! A friend posted it on Facebook and it put a smile on my face!
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,5 year old Little Tommy, and 3 year old Little Ben. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Little Tommy turned to his younger brother and said, “Ben, you be Jesus!”
Jesus shows up
It was Palm Sunday and Pam’s five-year-old son had to stay home from church, with a neighbor, because he was sick. When the family returned home carrying palm branches, he asked what they were for. His mother explained, “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.” “Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy said, “The one Sunday I don’t go, Jesus shows up!”
Quiet in church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Little Frank replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
Don’t argue with children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.